stop posting 99% naked selfies if you’re underaged. no one should ever ask you for them or act inappropriately but I don’t want to see it on my dash and it’s not okay to do that at all
i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”
The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.