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tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Interesting facts about myself:
(1) My penis is not as long as a foot long sub
(2) I’m banned from Subway.

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youcouldbefound:

neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

THIS EVERYONE FUCKING READ THIS NOW.

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bitteryoungthing:

  • No holiday diets
  • No prom diets
  • No wedding diets
  • No restrictive diets
  • No post-pregnancy diets
  • No yo-yo diets
  • No fad diets
  • No
  • Diets
  • Ever 
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dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

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pemsylvania:

the reason you find little cuts and bruises you don’t remember getting is because at night bats fly in your room and beat you up in your sleep

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basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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earthdad:

when you tell a joke in front of a huge group of people and they all laugh

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